I told my kids that if they eat ungrilled weiners they would get worms. Weeelllll....this year at school they started serving hot dogs and my son asked if they were grilled. When the "lunch lady" told him they were boiled weiners, my son said to her, "what? Did you know you will give us worms?" I then had to confess to my son...
--Mtnbuddies -- 4/14/2008
I HAVE 3 KIDS. My 8 year old has to be in school at 8;30 am. The school is at my corner so I can basically sleep walk there. Go home and lay down til 10 am. I work late at night and mornings are a little tough on me. My 5 year old sleeps late and the baby13 months is content with a bottle,clean diaper and cartoons. I can usually get an extra hour an half of sleep on the couch. The other morning I lay on the couch fell back asleep. I am a very light sleeper. The baby's laughter woke me. The smell I smelled sat me upright. The baby (who i forgot to change) had pooped and his already wet overnight diaper, was next to him. His entire face was covered in poop and he was squishing it in his hands playing with it. laughing hysterically. happy as a baby in shit lol. I did not know whether to laugh or cry. needless to say I am looking into day work.
by, mother of three, in Philly -- 4/27/2008
My four and a half year old son came into the kitchen the other day as I was busily cooking dinner for a friend who just had a baby. He sat down on the floor and put his shoes on. He then stood up, turned to me and said, "Hey Mom, get your big fat ass in the car and drive me to my friend's house!"
I seriously need to watch what I say in front of them!
Anonymous -- 4/28/2008
Too many years ago i married an alcoholic, my son was 9 years old and he had just lost his father,my husband. anyway, this man hit my son while i was away and he ran away,the cops got him and he said he didnt want to live here anymore because of his stepfather, i told them some things that went on, we got drunk and had sex as he was walking in the door in the front room, my husband accused him of stealing some chocolate and i didnt stand up for him. I didnt go to see him when he was in the detention home. I took his social security money and spent it on the rent.i didnt go trick or treating with him went to a bar instead to meet my husband, instead of giving up my husband i stayed with him. had a nervous breakdown when i lost my son to the courts who sent him to a correction place.he didnt go to school and i left him homeless at 16 he stayed at a relative until she didnt want him there i took him back home and he stole all my furniture and refrigerator
sold them. he took drugs because of me and met some bad people because i was not seeing who his friends were. Just a failure as a mother i knew better i grew up in a good home no excuse drank too much thought i was better than the alcholic i married and became a worse parent than he was.Pride does come before a big fall
Anonymous -- 5/1/2008
when my grandson was beginning to walk and climb he could climb
over the baby gate on the stairs. to keep him from going up the stairs and falling, every time he would get near them we would blow a dear grunt and tell the kids it was big mean duck.
They are 7, 4, and 3 and will still not go upstairs.
Anonymous -- 5/1/2008
I was/am still on a regular basis a bad mom (to one degree or another). But my kids
turned out terrific. What a relief to know that my influence wasn't as great as I
thought. Keep 'em safe and fed, and do your best. Forget the rest.
Anonymous -- 5/7/2008
The childrens father and i had separated and were not liking each other in the least. He was taking the three children for a visit with him for a week. As he only has them 4 times during the year he does not appreciate the demands of rearing young children. I thought it my duty to give him an awareness. The trip to his home would take a four hour drive. So the morning he was due to collect the children I thought I would be their favourite parent........I spoilt them with chocolate, cake, fizzy drinks and lollies. Lets just say after four hours in the car, the remaining three hairs on his head were well and truly gone!!!!!!
Anonymous -- 5/11/2008
telling my son when he'd done something particularly naughty and obnoxious..."now i know why some animals eat their young."
Anonymous -- 5/12/2008
My mom made me a halloween costume back in the 60's out of curtains.
Turns out the curtains were made of fiberglass, ha ha ha. I scratched myself into oblivion. I still kid her to this day!
Itchy Daugher from Philly -- 5/13/2008
My 15 yr old ran away from home and I don't want her back
Anonymous -- 5/16/2008
Today, I took my kids over to my friend's house for her daughter's birthday party. It was a very warm and sunny day so it was a "sprinkler party". All the kids had swim suits and my 4 year old was in swim trunks and a tank top. I put sunscreen on both of my children on every inch of skin that was exposed. About an hour into the party, I noticed that my son's back was burning. So I put sunscreen all over his back again. Then I looked closer at his burn and realized that it was in the perfect shape of his tank top. I am such a bad mom, because I forgot to put sunscreen on him AFTER he took his tank top off. Now, he looks like he is wearing a tank top even when he is wearing nothing.
Anonymous -- 5/17/2008
As my daughter got older, I kept telling my hubby to "watch what you say" around her and he keeps telling me she doesn't pay attention. As all Mom's know (guess not Dads tho) kids will repeat anything and mostly at the worst time. My hubby is not the most kind driver, so if someone is in front of him, not moving to his fast pace, he usually yells at them "Come on ya friggin bone head MOVE" (thank goodness he has made his language more PG rated)
So one day as I am sitting at a stop light behind another car with all the windows down in the car and my 3 yo in the backseat, the light turns green and the car in front doesn't move as soon as the light turns green. So in a loud voice I hear from the back seat "Come on ya friggin bonehead MOVE"
Gotta love what Dads teach their kids!
Anonymous -- 5/23/2008
I have a son age 6, who has emotional problems and was suggested by the teacher to see a doctor and it's been a month and a half and I still haven't got him to one.
Anonymous -- 6/4/2008
My 4 yr old who never sleeps past 7:AM if I'm lucky told me the other day when she grows up she's gonna start sleeping in...Hummm...where was she going with this..."When I get to be a mommy I'm gonna sleep in when my little girl wants to wake up in the morning" I didn't know whether to tell her to jump and bed with me and we could go back to sleep and practice sleeping in for when she grows up, or if that was God's way of telling me I needed to get my over worked (a mom;s work is never done, should've been out of bed a hour ago to even atepmt to catch up with everything that needs to be done) butt out of bed...What do you think?
By the way she wouldn't go back to sleep I tried the first scenario and we wound up getting up and making pancakes(that was another bma story I'll write on later) The things we do and give up for our children.
Plant City Sleepy Mom -- 6/4/2008
I forgot to smile at my children everyday when they were little so they would know that they were the most important people in my life. Now when I see them I smile like the sun has entered the room!
Anonymous -- 6/10/2008
My step father sexual abused me when I was younger..and when my mom found out she was gonna leave him. Instead..she decided to stay because she didnt want to be alone. How freakin great is that?
Anonymous -- 6/10/2008
A couple weeks ago, dh, ds-11 & I went to the in-laws for the day. They have a pool & while dh & I just wanted to visit, ds wanted to go swimming. So he did for several hours. Not once, did it occur to me (or anyone else) that he might be getting a sun burn. After we left about 4 hours later, he is really getting uncomfortable so we stopped at a pharmacy & got some lotion to sooth him until we got home (2 hours away). The poor child was so sunburned he had blisters on his shoulders a few days later. I felt so bad.
Anonymous -- 6/20/2008
last week was my oldest daughters 8th birthday. she and her 4yo sister had been chanting "Chuckie Cheese" for days. well, i got home and they starting in again about "Chuckie Cheese". so i told them i heard that 'Chuckie Chesse doesn't allow kids anymore'. oldest daughter gave me the 'Mooooooom'..... the 4yo started bawling...
Anonymous -- 6/23/2008
When My son was little he was a biter, I got sick of it and finally bit him back! I didn't break skin or anything, but it actually worked. My daughter is a biter now, I mean HARD, I haven't bitten her yet, but I've been tempted to just throw her when she bites into my shoulder during a fit.
Anonymous -- 6/23/2008
For my 10th birthday a family friend had given me a great big red ball that was at least 3 ft in circumference. I was playing with it and rolled over the top of it and landed on my shoulder. I ran home crying and my mom was making me move it around in large circles. I was screaming and crying! My cousin who was all of about 14 at the time was the football trainer at her local high school team. She diagnosed my shoulder as "jammed" so my mom was making me "work it out". When I wouldn't quit crying my mom made me change my grass stained shirt into a red and white striped shirt that did not button. It killed me to lift my arm and put that shirt on, but then she drove me to the local ER, where I was diagnosed with a broken left clavicle! BROKEN!!! They had to cut my new clean shirt off me and I had to wear a brace for the rest of the summer and the first part of 5th grade. Thanks Mom!
Anonymous -- 6/23/2008
1 My 3 year old daughter pushed our 4 month old puppy to the ground. I told her "That's not nice! Do you want me to push you to the ground?" She excitedly said "YES!" LOL So, I gently pushed her enough to make her fall back and hit the back of her head on the wall and then she busted out laughing! Lesson: failed!
Anonymous -- 6/24/2008
My son is the most adorable little guy with a big heart. I
cannot stand my mother in law because she is a nosey witch who
wants me to do everything for her. Anyway she has a habit of not
even wanting to pick things up for herself so she yells for my 4
year old to come do it for her. Well I said one day under my
breath (I thought he could not hear, he was in a different
room!) "lazy bit** needs to bend her fat a** over and then she
wouldn't be a lard a." Well about 2 days later I hear my
wonderful son say "Granny you wouldn't be such a fat a if you
would stop being a lazy bitch."
Yep that was a proud (notice the sarcasm) moment. My husband was
getting ready to punish him and I played with the notion of not
telling him and letting him punish our son.
Anonymous -- 6/24/2008
When I was suffering from kidney stone pain, my husband was gone at work. I was lunch time and my 3 year old and 1 year old was ready to eat and asked for lunch. I got a whole package of oreo cookies out and said have at it.
Anonymous -- 7/2/2008
As a member of several "crunchy mama" groups, I am totally on board with the whole "TV is evil" doctrine. But secretly, I let my kids watch Disney movies. Almost every day.
Anonymous -- 7/3/2008
My ex daughter in law is a terrible mother. She is a drunk who rarely sees her daughter (my granddaughter) who is two. Her priorities are drinking and her looks. Hopefully, the courts will give the Dad (my son) custody.
Anonymous -- 7/8/2008
I am not only the worst Mom, but perhaps the worst Patriot as well. My only living child is toying with the idea of joining the AirForce. Now don't get me wrong, I love my country, and I support our troops, I just don't exactly want MY son to be deployed, mained or killed. He was told he needed to loose a whole 2 lbs to enlist. What did I do? Made sure to cook all his favorite foods, and stock the pantry with the junk he loves and that I never buy, in HOPES he won't make the wieght thing.
No, I don't suck...I just love my son.
Anonymous -- 7/10/2008
I was body boarding with my son when we was 7, just off the north cornish coast in the UK. He was getting a bit whingey and I'd been getting a bit snappy. Suddenly he started proper crying and saying he'd hurt his toe. I looked and there was the tiniest scratch - teeny weeny. He got progressively more upset and I got progresively more angry, convinced he was over reacting. I made him walk all the way up the beach. I eventually realised something was wrong (he was hysterical) and had to drive fast to the drs. It turned out he had stood on a weaver fish and been stung badly - incredibly painful.
I have never felt so awful in my life. It really taught me to stop, step back and listen properly. I nearly didn't post this cos half way thru writing it I had all those feelings come flooding back.
Anonymous -- 7/17/2008
When my daughter was about 1 or so, I was changing her diaper. It was a Sunday. I swear she had a worm. I pulled one out of her bottom when I was wiping her. It was like 4 inches long. I called the doctor. We all got wormed. Her doctor wanted to see her on Monday and bring the worm with us. I walked in, (my MIL had already taken her and I met them from work)they both started laughing at me...My MIL had forgotten to tell me that they ate chinese and Mandy LOVES SPROUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a bean sprout!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....We all got wormed...for nothing.
Anonymous -- 7/17/2008
A few years ago, my son was playing on some stairs. (he was like 12 or 13). He fell, hurt his foot. I told him to quit being a baby. Even if it was broke, they wouldn't do anything. A month later we were driving home from a livestock show and he begged me to see a doctor..........well......they casted him for a severe sprain just to keep him down.
Anonymous -- 7/17/2008
When my kids were toddlers and refused to sleep, I would sometimes give them "sleepy medicine" which was children's Benadryl to make them fall asleep.
Also, in the summer when the kids are in the pool every day, I sometimes skip a bath for the whole week. Chlorine has some cleaning effects, right?
- Bad Mommy in WI -- 7/21/2008
One time when my daughter lost her tooth, she put it under her pillow and what happened...? The tooth fairy FORGOT to come and my daughter was devastated. Luckily, later in the day she lost another tooth and I said, "See? The tooth Fairy must have known you were going to lose another tooth so she waited to come!"
(boy did I luck out or what)
- Forgetful Mom
-- 7/21/2008
My daughter was 2 and a half and I had just picked her up from daycare after a rough day at work. I had her lunchbox on the front seat next to me and she kep asking for her sandwich. I said there is no sandwich, that she ate it all. She kept asking, then yelling for the sandwich. After about a minute, I slammed on the brakes, grabbed the lunch box and whipped at her and said "There's no fu$%ing sandwich in there!" My daughter got quiet immediately and as I turned around to put the car in drive, I felt like the worst mom in the world and wanted to die.
Anonymous -- 7/21/2008
I am have one son and 2 step-daughters. The youngest is 2 and is a beautiful wonderful child that I love to spend time with. The oldest is 8 and I can't stand the little b**ch. Even though she tries to be kind, loving and helpful I just cringe being around her.
By The Evil Step-Mother
Anonymous -- 7/22/2008
my 15 mo old is a bad sleeper, i now try controlled crying, the other night she woke up at 3am and startedrunning around her cot, hen started screaming, so i left her her cots at the end of my bed, i didnt even look up as i was hiding uncer my duvet, she was screaming for a good 10 minutes when i finally looked up to see why she hadnt layed back down, her leg was stuck in the cot bars and she was desperatly trying to struggle free :(
im going to be sent to the worst retirrement home she can find when im old!
Anonymous -- 7/24/2008
I'm a much better mother with an adult audience. I wish that wasn't true.
Anonymous -- 7/29/2008
I and my late husband (my kids stepfather) allowed my eldest to smoke pot and drink at 14.....and I have the nerve to bad mouth their father.
Anonymous -- 8/11/2008
I'm always a bad mother. When I buy candy bars I get one each for me and my two sons. When they've finish their bars and want to have a go at mine, I tell them to back off, it's mine!
(Plus a long sermon about me being human, i eat junk too, i'm not a robot sermon.)
Anonymous -- 8/11/2008
I have a 6 and 7 year old and since they don't know where babies come for I use it to my advantage when they are getting out of hand I tell them that I'm going to take them back to Target to get some other children I know it wrong but it works
Anonymous -- 10/11/2008
I'm only embarrassed now when I think that I raised 8 children and never hugged them or told them I loved them.
Anonymous -- 10/8/2008
After listening to my 5yo whine that he didn't want to go to school, I told him that was okay...He could choose not to go BUT the ONLY reason kids are allowed to miss school is to go get shots at the doctor...so he could stay home from school but we would have to take him to the dr. instead. He left the room and came back in his school uniform
Anonymous -- 9/23/2008
There is a saying that God has created all children even the "illegitimate ones" however it was women who were stupid enough to get themselves pregnant and call themselves mothers.....not God. So...all of us who were whoring our bodies should just come clean and fess up to God that we were wrong and in fact do not have a clue what we are doing. Then things get better.Really.
Anonymous -- 9/23/2008
I got a perm in my hair a few weeks ago. It was a bit more curlier and poodle like than I wanted. My 3 year old grandson asked me what happened to my hair, I told him I stuck my finger in the plug in and he better make he didn't do it or let his 1 year old sister do it. I then showed how I shook and made zzzz noises like I had been shocked. I said do not do it!!! Seriously he replied "OKAY!!!" DH
Anonymous -- 9/16/2008
My mom means well but is so selfish and emotionally f'd up that she has no idea how bad of a mother she is. Every time I need her she is never there. I had emergency surgery and she was so busy telling me on the phone how bad my illness was that she didn't even notice how scared and upset I already was without someone telling me I was practically dead, much less my mother. I needed her to tell me I would be o.k. and that she'd help me, not "OMG you are so sick. people die from what you have." I told her not to visit me while I was sick. She got me so upset that my husband told me she should stay away until I was recovering. Then, when she visited 2 weeks later, her idea of being a good mother was to write me a check---with MY GRANDMOTHER's checkbook! It wasn't even her money!
Today, I called her very upset because a huge snake got into my koi pond and was eating my beautiful fish! HEr response was "Well how was your weekend? I convinced your father to visit the mountains instead of visiting you in a couple of weeks." Well GOOD! If she can't be remotely supportive or consoling when I need her, I guess I don't need her!
Anonymous -- 9/15/2008
I had an affair on my husband and I brought my 4 year old along every time. I would make her watch cartoons while we did it in the other room.
Anonymous -- 9/12/2008
I'm a bad mom. I admit it. I'm sure my neighbours have heard me screaming at them. I've resorted to "playing dead" when I just couldn't stand it anymore. Or letting them watch TV all day or eat lots of junk food. My husband wanted kids. I didn't. I had them for him, and somehow that means that I stay at home with them, have no life, do all the meal planning, clothing shopping, read all the "baby stuff" manuals because he can't be bothered, read all the books and magazines because he can't be bothered, and move them along in their development, because he can't seem to handle change (as in he has to sit with a 7 year old having a bath - he can't accept that a 7 year old isn't going to drown.), and so on. I often have a sore throat from yelling because I get so mad. Alberta, Canada
Anonymous -- 8/27/2008
we were at the fair and i asked my daughter to do something and she didn't, whining about her stomach hurting. i didn't believe her and within seconds she'd collapsed on the ground, so small, so fragile. Turns out she was dehydrated, it was july and she'd decided to wear black pants. we took her in one of the barns and cooled her down untill she woke up. I should have listened...
Anonymous -- 8/25/2008
Im just really mean to my kids cant stop yelling at them and i just dont know how to change i wanna be a good mom just dont know how to be I didnt have one.
Anonymous -- 11/5/2008
It was the night before Easter. I hadn't done the shopping. We hadn't colored eggs, but the kids were ok with that. I figured I'd hit the stores after the kids fell asleep.
Well, I failed to account for the fact that the next day was Sunday, and NOTHING would be open! I drove around hopelessly that night, visiting one store after another.. even WAL-MART was closed for goodness sake! So I headed home, feeling like the worst parent on the planet. I made a card and wrote that it was from the Easter Bunny, and he was upset that they didn't color eggs, but he'd be back the next night, so get 'em done!
I went BACK to the store, bought all the stuff for baskets, all the stuff for the eggs.. We colored eggs, the Easter Bunny came, and all was well.
But I still feel horrible. The kids loved it that the Easter Bunny made a special trip back just for them!
And I've also.. forgotten to brush teeth.. not served a veggie.. or absolutely refused to get up time#10234 to get something for them that they can get for themselves.. ah well. When the kids are in therapy talking about me, I promise I'll go in too and confess.
Anonymous -- 11/3/2008
I hate the fact that most moms on blogs always talk about good stuff and never share real life stuff. Sometimes when I start reading this junk I want to comment that they are so full of crap.I also feel like I'm the only person in the bloggosphere that has problems. Everybody's life, kids, and house is PERFECT.
I have raised alot of kids and for the most part I have been selfish. I am on the computer NOW and my 2year old is sitting in front of the TV. Thats bad. I also yell alot and spank his little butt off. When I put him to bed if he gets up I spank him. Super nanny makes me feel like a failier, if I only spent a week in someones house I could make their kids mind too.
AHHHHH I think I feel better!
Anonymous -- 10/17/2008
i broke my baby's arm while changing her shirt. horrible
Anonymous -- 10/13/2008
When my now-grown son was 8 he and his sister were playing one Saturday and kept going out the front door and then back in the back door and I was trying to mop the floors. I kept telling them to either stay out or stay in. I was mopping the kitchen when my son came to the (locked) back door and knocked on it. I yelled "What did I tell you???? Go to the front door." No sooner than I said it, my next door neighbor's voice came through the door to tell me my son had broken his arm playing football with the other kids. I felt like a heel.
Anonymous -- 10/11/2008
Im just really mean to my kids cant stop yelling at them and i just dont know how to change i wanna be a good mom just dont know how to be I didnt have one.
Anonymous -- 11/5/2008
I have a 19 year old that has been a struggle for the last 6 or 7 years. I love this child but am bankrupt emotionally. She has angry issues, she is bi-polar which she refuse to stay on medication. NOW she is pregant. I told her I wouldn't raise her child. I told her to put it up for adoption because she isn't ready to be a mom. I took her to an agency and the volunteer tells us the story that 'her 19 year old got pregant and she and her husband decided to raise it'. THANKS for the support lady. I don't feel bad enough about this situation. Any ways I want her to go to an unwed mothers home but she doesn't want to go. If she stays here then I may have to move, and I feel guilty about that too.
Anonymous -- 11/20/2008
I win the worst mommy award. I drank some beer on an empty stomach the other day (Thanksgiving) and it was a little too much for me....I couldn't even keep my eyes open enough to read my 2/ 1/2 year old a couple of books. She kept crying Mommy, read the book! Read the book! and I kept nodding off.... My husband said she did this for 40 minutes, and then I stormed off and said "I'm going to bed." I hope to God she doesn't remember this. It makes me sick to my stomach thinking of it....
Anonymous -- 11/29/2008
I yell at my kids and lose my patience all the time, but you know what? They go to bed with full bellies and smiles every night. I take them to the park, I hug them, and I let them jump on the bed. Don't focus on the negative, focus on the giggles and don't be afraid to let your kids know that you make mistakes too (all the bloody time!!)
Anonymous -- 11/30/2008
I wish mother's would not try so extremely hard to be perfect. We (the children) are going to love you regardless.
Anonymous -- 12/3/2008
I am sitting on the couch smoking in the HOUSE!! (late at night)I always feel so bad for doing it but its cold outside. I love my babies, 7 and 9 they are, but i am a bad mum cos i struggle to cope with my 9yo and his emotional torture. Lashing out at him is common cos i can't take it. And i dote on my 7yo, but frequently dont take her to sport cos i don't want to get up early on my days off,,, i suck
Anonymous -- 12/5/2008
My 7 year old son lost yet another tooth. The time before he actually lost the tooth and the Tooth Ferry didn't come. So this time he put the tooth in a sandwich bag and we hung it on the fridge with a magnet. That evening I reminded myself not to forget about the tooth and low and behold I did. The next morning my son ran to the fridge and saw that the tooth was still there. I thought, "Oh Lord!" what am I going to say." To my dismay my son informed me he whispered a little secret to the Tooth Ferry that he would like her to not come until my husband returned from hunting. WOOOH! Did I get lucky on that one. So of course the Tooth Ferry could do nothing but grant the request.
Anonymous -- 12/8/2008
Im a bad mom because I cuss like a sailor in front of my kids. I cant help it, its a terrible habit. I knew I didnt want my kids to be cussing, so i told them that the reason Santa doesnt bring presents to grownups is because grownups cuss. And that once they started cussing that Santa would not come to see them anymore either. My kids are 11 and 12 now and ive never heard of or heard one of them cuss. Sounds mean and is a little bit of a lie but it worked. They know Santa's always watching.
Anonymous -- 12/10/2008
okay. You know those concrete poles they place up around store doors so that cars can't drive through them (honestly, I dont know why they are there!)? Well my boys like to hop them. They cannot pass by one without taking a running leap up onto it and sailing over like its a pummel horse.
WELL .. one very wet day as we were approaching the store, I warned him (I could see him hiking up his pants to give him more room to leap): DONT DO IT!
he didn't listen
As he began to sail over, his hands slipped on the top of the wet slippery concrete and down he went, face first into the cement ground. Classic slow motion move. As his mother, I was concerned BUT immediately began to laugh my bad mother heart out, nearly peeing my pants from the exertion of trying not to laugh SO hard. People are walking into the store and out of the store just staring at me, one woman stopping to put in her .02 with a: What do you have to say for yourself?
and all that I could say between gasps for air : TOLD .... YOU ..... SO
My husband says he should have called child protective services for my not even helping my son, and just laughing hysterically at him :shrug: I did help him. He hasn't ever done it again. :P
Anonymous -- 12/10/2008
I wrote "take trash to curb" on the chore list, but didn't assign it to anyone in particular (error #1). I didn't notice until 11PM that the cans weren't at the curb (error #2). I was too pooped to do it then, but set my alarm for 6:30AM to get them down before the trash guys arrived. I got up at 6:30AM to a swollen foot I could barely walk on. I asked 16yo son if he could please take the cans down on his way to the bus (error #3). "Not likely" was his response. I donned my coat and took them down myself, hobbling in the rain like Igor and getting angrier by the minute (error #4). When I came back in, son tried to apologize, explaining he'd been up all night working on homework and slept in, and was about to miss the bus as it was. I got all snippy and told him, "That's okay. I love walking in the rain with a swollen foot at 6:30AM" (error #5).
I've written a note of apology, asking him to forgive me for being such a jerk. Seems like every time I speak to this particular child it doesn't end well.
Anonymous -- 12/11/2008
My job is working with children with behavioral problems in an resident setting. Sometimes if one of the kids is having an aggression problem or needs to be restrained (due to trying to hurt someone else in the house) I can get off of work a little late (you can't just say, OH, my shift is over, you can get up and stab someone with your fork now). More than a few times my 6 and 9 year old have gotten home from school and I'm not there. Its never more than 20 minutes or so but when I walk in the door the youngest is always in tears and my older one acts like it is no big deal. I feel like the most horrible mom on the planet when this happens! Sometimes if my mom isn't busy (who lives down the street) she'll stop by just in case. Anyone else have this problem???!
Anonymous -- 12/12/2008
I need to spend less time on the computer and more time with my children. I tell myself this every night and "fall off the wagon" everyday :( I have been getting better though. Sometimes I'd like to whip the computer out the door, but.........
Anonymous -- 12/15/2008
To the mom whose 15 year old has run away and she say's she doesn't want her back . . . my heart goes to you because I know how you can get there. I have one too!!
Anonymous -- 12/17/2008
I don't floss my kids teeth because at the end of the day of homeschooling them (which often means letting them watch tv all day because I can't get my shit together, although they do finish their curriculum by the end of the year!) I am done and lazy and selfish. When the dentist comments on it, I tell them that I don't do it because I am a germophobe and can't stick my fingers in their mouths. I would rather pay for dental work then teach them to floss their teeth.
Anonymous -- 12/22/2008
I had a affair on my husband now I don't know if the child is his I feel horrable about it every day. and will live with the guilt forever.
Anonymous -- 12/23/2008
We forgot to leave beer and cookies for Santa. Partially because there were no cookies in the house to leave out.
Anonymous -- 12/26/2008
My kids think their grandma is a witch. They were playing with her broom and I told them to stop. My son asked why? So I told him that was grandmas witch broom , and she rides it at night when everyone else is asleep.....Needless to say they never dis-obey her! LOLOLOLOL Grandma didn;t appreciate it much cause the kids still believe it..lol
Anonymous -- 12/28/2008
My 5 month old was crying his eyes out when i was wraping christmas presents and i finally picked him up and yelled WHAT IS WRONG. then he cried even more then he fell asleep in my arms. I guess he was just so tired I feel so bad and i never want to be like that again.
Anonymous -- 12/28/2008
This is a "Bad Aunt" story, but close enough.
I was watching my sister's 3 kids one afternoon, and the oldest (9) went rollerblading. I was on the computer in the back of the house, the littlest (3) was in his crib, and the middle one (6) was watching TV in the front of the house. All of a sudden, the doorbell rings, and the 6-year-old goes to answer the door.
"YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO OPEN THE DOOR!" I bellowed as I ran through the house, ready to beat his butt for not listening. "But it's [my brother]!" "I DON'T CARE! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO OPEN THE FRONT DOOR!"
Come to find out, his brother had broken his arm and had CRAWLED HOME from the cul-de-sac. The poor boy was in tears, and his arm was shaped like a 2-step staircase.
I felt so horrible for yelling so belligerently to the 6-year-old when he was actually trying to do a good thing and for not hearing the 9-year-old shouting from the front yard before he made it to the door.
Anonymous -- 12/30/2008
My mother never showed me physical affection. As I grew up every time someone touched me I flinched because I was so unaccustomed to it. When I was older I was in a near fatal car wreck. When my mom arrived on the scene she ran over to me and I hugged her. She pushed me away. It's taken me years to learn that I am a good person and I deserve to be loved and hugged.